PRATS Valentine's Message
A PRAT is forever or so they say
Most work hard to keep it that way
So next Friday night when you’re all alone
Don’t ring up a friend to have a moan
Remember all the good things about your man
And excuse his absence if you can
Remember all that exercise he’s getting
And forget the beer and chips he’s stuffing!
& a reply
Once a prat - he's always a prat
fair enough I'll drink to that
never around on 'old week's night'
but with his cronies getting tight
they're jolly good fellows - a really class act
we're lucky to know them and that's a fact
it's hard to say who 'star prat' is
but for me - valentine B - you are the biz!